aunionline | First Announcement of the Year

[There is a splash screen that is like one of those cliche news bulletins in the opening of the video before everyone is greeted by the jovial and pleasant smile of Jim Kevins, Dean of Admissions, in his office which is decorated with all sorts of dildos, vibrators, dick paraphernalia, and so on.]

Welcome! Congratulations to those who are just joining us this year. We are very serious about who we invite into our community, and you are those who we have found to be a perfect fit for our diverse society. I'm Jim Kevins, Dean of Admissions, and on behalf of all our staff here, I would like to say that I hope your first week was a wonderful experience, and I hope the same of the weeks to come for all of you.

If anyone has any questions about anything in particular, and haven't been able to find answers, feel free to comment and a faculty member will get back to you as soon as possible. Also, if you're having trouble connecting with people on campus, why not try connecting with people online?

W͝e'͝re ͝herè ͡f̀or you̵.

[His smile widened, and blink and you miss it, something kind of like this happens for a single frame only it's just Jim Kevins, Dean of Admissions, before the news bulletin splash closes the video and it ends.]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Is that a fucking vibrator on your desk?

You would know, wouldn't you?

Why yes I would, actually. Only have one cock, brother of mine, can't fill all slots with only one tab.

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Why yes it is! I have all shapes and models in my collection.

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Missing me already, darling?

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First day at uni boyo? Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get used to them by the time you graduate.

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I've found a few more additions for your collection, dear.

Wonderful! I will have time later to re-arrange my office. You could bring them by then.

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Professional as ever, Mr. Kevins.

[You weird ass sick mother fucker.]

Thank you, my good man. I try to maintain and clean and professional image at all times!

what the fuck

I'm sure it will make sense to you in time.

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Wow!

Is that a Sausage Hammer 8000 I spy? I'm impressed!

And hey, you have some Strexcorp products, too!

Jesus fucking Christ.

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hey, i think i have that one on the far right

why am I not fucking surprised? pervert.

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Always a pleasure to meet a fellow collector!

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...You kept that piece from the Christmas Party, I see.

Whoa.

Someone is ready for a big night.

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Well, you're quite the adventurer, sir Dean.

Adventurer is such a big word, but my collection has taken me to many interesting places around the world.

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I would venture to think that, given your backdrop of choice, none of them were even listening to you.

That's fine. As long as they're paying attention, the message will reach their minds when the right time comes.

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I don't think showing off your stuff is all too appropriate, sir.

[ his name is steve rogers and he fights for truth, justice, america and properly storing away your vibrators. ]

[ Tell us more about how you properly store your vibrators, Steve. ]

Can you really blame a man with such an impressive collection, Rogers?

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