aunionline | First Announcement of the Year

[There is a splash screen that is like one of those cliche news bulletins in the opening of the video before everyone is greeted by the jovial and pleasant smile of Jim Kevins, Dean of Admissions, in his office which is decorated with all sorts of dildos, vibrators, dick paraphernalia, and so on.]

Welcome! Congratulations to those who are just joining us this year. We are very serious about who we invite into our community, and you are those who we have found to be a perfect fit for our diverse society. I'm Jim Kevins, Dean of Admissions, and on behalf of all our staff here, I would like to say that I hope your first week was a wonderful experience, and I hope the same of the weeks to come for all of you.

If anyone has any questions about anything in particular, and haven't been able to find answers, feel free to comment and a faculty member will get back to you as soon as possible. Also, if you're having trouble connecting with people on campus, why not try connecting with people online?

W͝e'͝re ͝herè ͡f̀or you̵.

[His smile widened, and blink and you miss it, something kind of like this happens for a single frame only it's just Jim Kevins, Dean of Admissions, before the news bulletin splash closes the video and it ends.]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

hey, i think i have that one on the far right

why am I not fucking surprised? pervert.

you're so repressed.

repressed because i haven't played with dildos? you've gotta be joking.

can't you lick your own balls once a month?

Edited 2013-11-11 03:36 (UTC)

dude. i'm not repressed just cause i'm not into neon plastic dicks.

silicone, peter. and they come in flesh tones, too.

[It takes him a minute to text back.]

i so didn't need to know about your preferences in dildos... so, what? is it a size thing?

[He doesn't want to know. He just can't help asking.]

there's a void in me that only big black cock can fill. ;)

omg dude you are such a dick.

jerk. whatever. you don't actually have a dildo collection, do you?

[Yeah, okay, so maybe he is a little repressed.]

wouldn't you like to know?

i don't need to know your masturbatory habits

[Not answering the question.]

i didn't ask if you needed to.

Edited 2013-11-11 04:06 (UTC)

you really think id want to know how you get off? arrogant fuck.

[It's maybe more affectionate than insulting. It's also a continuing attempt to not answer the question.]

Edited 2013-11-11 04:11 (UTC)

you're the one who asked, gypsy faggot.

[all delivered in a very loving tone of voice.]

fuck you. you're the one complimenting another dude's fake dicks.

[Equally as loving.]

what are you up to anyway?

jack shit. come find me.

Always a pleasure to meet a fellow collector!

likewise, sir. i'd love to compare collections sometime

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